Pssst... 1 August 2016

Second week of semester and the scandal is rolling in. Pssst... sees that apparently Katjiepiering and Olienhout have more in common than just consistently loitering in front of the Monate pie fridge. Pssst... hears that both residences have members that cannot hold their liquor during a pub crawl. Pssst… does, however, give credit to the Katte for keeping their after dark antics confined to the dance floor of Springboks and Tennessee. Pssst... is glad that this is instead of distressing the patrons of Oom-Gerts in the middle of the day unlike the mess that was the sleeveless-vest-in-the-middle-of-winter clad Houte at this week’s res hockey.

Speaking of antics at Tennessee, Boekhout’s ‘Cirque du Lune’ culture event happened this last week and Pssst… isn’t surprised if you didn’t know about it until now. The line up of DJs meant the Ysters had to practically beg people to attend the event and even that wasn’t convincing enough for most.

Mr and Miss Curlitzia recovered the reputation of the Kloekies somewhat after their Around the World disaster. This event was just as bland but the lack of the watered down attempt at a punch had Pssst… breathing a sigh of relief.

Mopanie have been nowhere to be seen lately but maybe that’s because they have taken to covering their rec hall windows in newspaper. Don’t worry Mopanie, Pssst… loves you too. Pssst... is sure that you will probably grab a spot in finals if Sonop withdraws like they did in Serrie.

About someone who also knows about pulling out last minute, the Taaibos clubhouse re-opened this weekend and Magrietjie regulars had everyone rolling their eyes at their over indulgence of the drinks specials menu. Pssst... thinks that maybe the ladies of Asterhof can teach them a thing or two about self control. The holiday away from the doorstep of Domino’s pizza seems to have granted a few favours them.

Serenade is fast approaching. Pssst... has been hearing some strange rumours of Sonop approaching random day students and offering to register them as members just to make quota. Pssst... thinks Sonop should try harder. Or better yet, realise that transformation isn’t as easy as the girls from Klaradyn and make a sincere effort.

‘Till next week (and don’t forget to send your tips to This email address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it. )!

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