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Cartoon 27 January 2018

Pssst... 27 January 2018

Pssst... is very excited to see all the first years moving into their little rat caves, more commonly known as res. Because Pssst... is kind and warm hearted, Pssst... decided to give the res first years a little advice.

To the peppies: Do not break your backs trying to protect the knolle’s jottirs. They are made from polystyrene and no knol is worth the risk (does anyone care these days?). Plus, peppies have to save their energy for protecting the oh-so important mielies. Otherwise there will be no Oesfees for you to listen to bad music and sokkie rhythmlessly to.

Pssst... would like to apologise to the first years joining Katjiepiering. It seems you will share a room with three other irritating Katte while your HC enjoys the luxuries of a studio apartment. It might serve you well to get over your personal space issues before moving in.

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Cartoon 23 October 2017

Top ten things to add on your UP bucket list

1 - Getting stuck in a turnstile and having people snicker behind you.

2 - Getting stuck in an HSB elevator and realising that having a fear of small spaces is completely rational.

3 - Having multiple summer dress malfunctions as your straps break or as your dress rides up your back exposing more than you ever wanted to show.

4 - Getting lost trying to find the maths building, Roosmaryn or really anything and being forced to ask for directions.

5 - Freezing your butt off in the Chancellors building in summer.

6 - Going to campus hungover for the first time and using Oom Gerts breakfast as a cure.

7 - Meeting that special someone at the botanical gardens for some alone time and then finding other couples there for the same reason. Awkward.

8 - Finding out the difference between the AE Annex and the AE Audit five minutes before your semester test.

9 - Having to do the walk of shame when accidently sitting down in the wrong lecture.

10 - Leaving campus after an all-nighter and finding out how beautiful campus is at 6:00.

Pssst... 23 October 2017

Pssst… was in hiding for a while. Mostly because the residences were so boring this last quarter. Not even Mopanie dressed in only snug black underwear for their annual Jock Run seemed to excite anyone. Maybe it’s because the ladies’ residences finally realised that Mopanie Girl isn’t really that special, since Mopanie sings it at anything that even glances their way.

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